About Tucker and Tabby:
Our favorite four-legged authors, Tucker (a dog) and Tabby (a cat) share their advice on caring for furballs like themselves. They might throw in a few human tricks as well.
Q: Hey Tucker and Tabby, My humans named me Rufus and it’s so, how can I put it? Typical. They’re getting another dog. I’m not sure if it’s going to be male or female. But I’d like to give them some cooler options. Maybe you can help. What are the most popular dog names out there?
A:
Tabby: Well, I don’t get out much, and I don’t care for the canine type. But VPI Pet Insurance lists Bella, Molly, Lucy, Maggie and Daisy are the top female dog names. And, for the male dogs…
Tucker: Tucker!!!
Tabby: Not Tucker. Max, Buddy, Rocky…
Tucker: Then Tucker!
Tabby: Then Bailey, Jake, Charlie, Jack…
Tucker: Then Tucker?
Tabby: Tucker is number 16.Tucker: Wait, what? It doesn’t even crack the top 10?! There’s only one logical explanation.
Tabby: The explanation is that Tucker is a less popular name.
Tucker: The explanation is that the VPI pet insurance company is run by cats. But Rufus, man, I actually think that’s a pretty smooth name. It’s kind of a throw-back to the old days. I think you should wear that name with pride.
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